Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
My sex life.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.