Worst Jokes Ever
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
My abortion.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.