Worst Jokes Ever
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
There are more than two genders.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
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