Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call people that make retarded jokes?

You.

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...

A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.

F*ck my ass.

1 + 1 = window.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

Here's a joke... you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

What is 2+2? Fish.