Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Sajan's Hairline
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.