Worst Jokes Ever

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.

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louie

Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.

Louie's IQ.

Pacman

Oliver Savage's life.

Louie being born.

Oliver Savage.

Louie Fennell.

Oliver Savagê.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotofpuss.

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.

Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!

Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.