Worst Jokes Ever
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!