Worst Jokes Ever
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Eli Tremain.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).