Worst Jokes Ever

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?

A brrrrrrrr-d!

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"

What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?

Father's Day.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.

Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?

Because they’re dead.

Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

Sajan's Hairline

What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?

The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.