Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.