Worst Jokes Ever
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Wow, that is so sunny!
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What the hehehehehehe?
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
I have friends.