What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
