Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

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    • Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

    Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

    Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

    My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.

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    • Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

    My friends: Hi to my little friend!

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

    A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."

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    • A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

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    • A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."

    A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

    The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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    • Why did the pedophile cross the road?

    Because there was a school on the other side.