Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.