Worst Jokes Ever
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
My life...
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!