Worst Jokes Ever

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

I usually hang up Halloween decorations,

but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

Best emoji: 🫃

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Communism is actually kinda tight.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.