Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

I found this at school.

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

Why do orphans hate baseball?

They don’t know what home base is.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)