Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.