Worst Jokes Ever
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.