At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Worst Jokes Ever
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
