Worst Jokes Ever

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?

Because the volcano was hot!

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.