Worst Jokes Ever
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Mo sal. F.
Bend over and spell run.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Riley Styler :)
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.