Worst Jokes Ever
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
His wife shut off the internet.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Yaxaas?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.