Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Aaron is ginger.
#takemebacksophie
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
You are.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Octopussy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.