Worst Jokes Ever
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
I like penguins.
I like this joke.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Cancer?
Cancer
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.