Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept on running out of the pen.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

What do you call James, James?

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"

Why is Joe cool?

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;

Lung story short... ahqhahahah!

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Richmond

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.