Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.

Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."