Worst Jokes Ever

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?

It was called "S & N."

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

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Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?

Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

I'm a fat cow.

What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.

Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus.