Worst Jokes Ever

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Where do bunnies go when they're sick?

The hoppital.

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

My name is Big Dick.

I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

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My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

I named my dog Chicken.

I love eating chicken.