Worst Jokes Ever
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
There is no joke.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
hg is cool.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Your mom dot com.