Worst Jokes Ever
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
I suck my dick.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."