Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My mom
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Bruh.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.