Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Microwave.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.