Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
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A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Buccellati
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
