Worst Jokes Ever
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Are you peeling well?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
I like turtles.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.