Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
"Peppa's ribs."
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Gay
Boy
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
omg hot.