Worst Jokes Ever
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Stephanie
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
Hi 👋
What time is it?
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.