Worst Jokes Ever
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
I hate straight people.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
I think that church is boring.
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Which month is the bus? December.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.