Worst Jokes Ever
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.