What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
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I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
