Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the douchebag's house.

Knock knock.

(It's the octopus.)

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?

Ra-men.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password.

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

I love school.

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?