Worst Jokes Ever

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”

The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

"Have fun at school night" is what?

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

My boss had the heart of a child.

In a jar. On his desk.

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

What time eeeeeee?

I love having fun.

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

What did the 5 say to the S?

"Nice shape."

Be nice.

What do you call a magic car?

A flying carpet.

What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?

A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.