Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
I love you.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What is an egg?
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is magic?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!