Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Uh oh, stinky!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Life's too short to want it.
I hate rubber.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."