Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Good morning!

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.

I have fun with my friends.

I hate noise.

I hate airplanes!

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

What is fun? Everyone.

I had fun.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.