Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
I'm Batman.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.