Worst Jokes Ever

Sumona.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn't peeling very well!

Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

Because he was koala-fied!

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: He got shot.

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

I came here to laugh.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?

"Ground beef!"

Get confused with Confucius!

What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can chop down a tree.

A tree can't chop down a human.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!