Worst Jokes Ever
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Retards.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What game is for kids? Uno.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I love autumn!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.