Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Cyber Monday

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Hi! I love my dog.

I love not much.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Hi 👋, was the day you?

I weeee is?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"

The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!