Worst Jokes Ever
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.