Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Hillary for president.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.