Worst Jokes Ever
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Johnathon
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.