Worst Jokes Ever
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.