Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.