Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

Eeeeeeee

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.

American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"

Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"

German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

"What bus?"

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

Wee snaw.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.