Worst Jokes Ever
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."