Why do people always tell actors to break a leg
Because every play has a cast
how do you get ten babys in a bucket?
with a blender
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
Guess what?
Good guess.
an irishman walks into a pub
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Knock knock!who is It? Knock. Knock who? Knock you.
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Knock,Knock Who's there Golly Golly who God-ly leave me alone
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
