Orphans have no parents.
Steven Hawking
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
I did have a good time today, I did.
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I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What is a boyfriend?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
