Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

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    • What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

    A cop pulls over an old man.

    The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    The old man said, "No."

    So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

    What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

    Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

    Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

    Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

    Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

    Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

    Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

    Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

    Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

    Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

    Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

    Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

    Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

    What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

    They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

    My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...