Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because thy can’t find the first base they came from.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Where cant a orphan play baseball? Because they dont know where home is.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What is a good night sleep and I
what do you call stephen hawking's toes on fire. Hot wheels
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball A: Cause they can’t get back to home
If your ever bored hit a orphan what are they gonna do tell the parents
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
