Worst Jokes Ever
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Deeeeeertt.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Ur mom fat lol.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha