Worst Jokes Ever
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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Sister.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.