Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball A: Cause they can’t get back to home
If your ever bored hit a orphan what are they gonna do tell the parents
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can’t orphan play baseball.
Bc they don’t know where home is ...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What is playing with you?
Knock Knock Who's there? Pencil Pencil who Oh never mind, it's pointless
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Capital Of San Marino?
I love Hebrew John!
I love you, Hebrew John.
