Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
My favorite joke: My life.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.