Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Why can’t orphans go to school because they don’t have a parent to sign them up
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Whats something yellow and cannot swim? A bus full of children
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why is something orphans can never say? Let’s go home
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
You're tiny!
