Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Worried I am dead.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
Viggie tickles.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣