Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Why cant a orphan hut a home run? Bc they dont know where home is
why did the toilet paper cross the road?
to get to the rear end
why does santa claus have such a big sack??
cause he only comes once a year
Why can’t an orphan play baseball, because he can’t find home plate
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'M WIPED!!!"
Why can’t orphan play baseball
Bc they can’t find home
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
