Worst Jokes Ever
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.