Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

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My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

My sis a fat cow.

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.

Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so fat, cow!

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

Bisexual.

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

The dad then dies in a car crash.

Yo mama is Dora.

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

I decided to abort.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Redundant.

S, ss, slalom. A.