Worst Jokes Ever
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
I looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!